Corn Liquor Is Not A Crime Shirt

Description: A throwback slogan with deep roots in DIY culture and outlaw humor.

This design riffs on a classic statement shirt format, swapping in corn liquor for a wink at moonshine tradition and personal freedom. Simple, bold, and guaranteed to spark conversation!

Bonus Variant: The Military Green color option is a low-key Low-Vis Cut!

Collections: Explore more designs like this in the Distilling Culture or Pop Culture Parody Collections.

Also Available As: Flask

Product Features:

• No side seams for a sleek look and reduced waste
• Ribbed knit collar for durability and shape retention
• Shoulder tape for added stability and structure
• Ethically made with 100% ring-spun cotton

Care Instructions:

• Do not dryclean
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors