It's time for the people to come together and work towards a better, brighter future... A future where alcohol is made with actual GRAINS again!
For too long the people have suffered under the current system, where moonshine and other alcoholic beverages are made from neutral spirits entirely comprised of sugar... No more! Turn that WASH into a MASH by puttin' some dang GRAINS in it!
NOTE: This shirt, and product description, is meant to be lighthearted and silly - Everyone knows there are definitely times where a neutral spirit/sugar wash is necessary... We're just havin' some fun, y'all!
Featuring a detailed recreation of a well-known campaign logo/slogan, this parody shirt is sure to get people talking!
Product Features: - Seamless construction for a sleek look - Ribbed collar for added durability - Lightweight and breathable fabric - Classic fit perfect for casual wear - Ethically made with sustainable materials
Care Instructions: - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
