"She Thinks My Thumper's Sexy!" Moonshiner Shirt

Worn at Events: You can see the handmade prototype of this shirt in action in the pics from our event recaps of White Lightning Festival 2023 and Squatch-A-Palooza 2024.

Description: You know the song... Now it's stuck in your head, and you're never going to sing the original lyrics again!

Based on a silly distilling joke, this shirt will get smiles anywhere you go!

Bonus Variant: The Heather Military Green color option is a low-key Low-Vis Cut!

Collection: Explore more designs like this in the Adults Only - LOL! Collection.

Also Available As: Flask

Product Features:
• No side seams for a sleek look and reduced waste
• Ribbed knit collar for durability and shape retention
• Shoulder tape for added stability and structure
• Ethically made with 100% ring-spun cotton

Care Instructions:
• Do not dryclean
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors